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Jul 23 '14

sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

Jul 23 '14
  • baby: fo..fo
  • parents: food? foot?
  • baby: foolish little brother, if you want to kill me, despise me, hate me. Run, run.. cling to live and survive in an unsightly way. Then someday, when you have these same eyes, come to me
Jul 23 '14

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

Jul 23 '14

vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

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I do not have enough

Jul 23 '14

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

Jul 23 '14
chasingdreamsasiscream:


eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.
Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14
tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

Jul 23 '14

drop-deaddream:

comic-bucky:

BUCKY NO

BUCKY YES

Jul 23 '14

(Source: iryos)

Jul 23 '14

Some old books have hidden messages on the edge of their pages.

didyouknowblog2:

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This was done through a technique called “fore-edge painting,” which is an illustration that is hidden on the edge of the pages of the book. The technique allegedly dates back to the 1650s.

(Source: didyouknowblog.com)

Jul 23 '14
comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm


what is happening

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm

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what is happening

(Source: queefstiel)

Jul 23 '14

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

Jul 23 '14

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

Jul 23 '14

sickenedxnomore:

This is literally the entire premise of this show.

(Source: willhousell)